Donna INTERNET access is difficult. SERVER Woman
always busy when you have to use it.
Women WINDOWS everyone knows that is not working but nobody can live without.
Women POWERPOINT only Bill Gates has the patience to use it for more than half an hour.
Women EXCEL you need to say many things but is used only for the four basic operations.
WORD Donna always has a surprise reserved for you but there is nobody in the world who knows it all.
Women DOS all the 'have used at least once but no longer wants. BACKUP
Women have always believed that he had everything that could be used but at the moment of truth is always missing something. VIRUS Woman
also known as the bride, when you least expect it arrives, Install and possession of all resources. If you try to uninstall it will lose something if we do not try you will lose everything.
Women SCANDISK you know is good and who just wants to help, but basically nobody knows what is really doing.
Woman SCREENSAVER is useless but it's fun.
Women PaintBrush is only for her children.
Women RAM forgets everything he has done just disconnects.
HardDisk Donna remembers everything, FOREVER.
Donna Mouse works only if mistreated and beaten. MULTIMEDIA
Donna makes everything look beautiful. MICROSOFT
Women want to have dominion over all the men she meets and tries to convince she's the best thing for them. Strive to put yourself against other women, and promises that you will get everything you want if you only hand over the agenda with phone numbers of your friends. Before you know it will become the only one in your life. The day will come when to open the refrigerator or to take the car keys you'll need his permission.
Women PASSWORD think you're the only one who knows her knows it but half the world. Women
MP3 everyone wants to download it.
Donna you are wrong whatever he does and always ask more than what they need.
CPU Women From outside it seems to have everything, but inside is empty. It makes you
Women MONITOR see life with brighter colors.
Women CD player is always faster.
Women Datawarehousing keeps you informed about everything except the one that really interests you. E-MAIL Woman
every ten things you said eight are nonsense.
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